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Personal Ads (Confidential to Atticus)
It seems like almost every online version of a publication has an ad for an online personals ad company, in which there is a sample picture and some little factoid about the sample person. This is generally meant to be alluring and convince you that all sorts of sexy, non-sociopathic people use online personals services. The one that I just saw has a picture of a guy, below which reads the following:
"More about what I am looking for: 'Can define anthropomorphism and its significance in the metaphysics of a religious discussion.'"
3 points:
1. Atticus, you are not a bad looking guy. And, unsurprisingly, not a bad dresser.
2. I am terrified to think about the type of women you are going to attract with that ad.
3. Get a hold of yourself, man. This is a risky game you are playing. Does your wife not use the computer? You are sure to get caught, and you are going to have to come up with something a lot better than some sorry ass circus-in-town excuse to get out of this one.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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