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Did you just call me Coltrane?
4 TVs. Too many. And I never said I didn't enjoy having a roommate. I lived alone for 3 years during law school. It was boring. Here's a list of the benefits:
(1) You never drink alone.
(2) You're only 3 people away from a poker game.
(3) I buy "The Office" DVD. He buys Eddie Izzard.
(4) Enough room for large parties (keggers!!)
(5) I get to make fun of him if I see an ugly girl leaving (infinite value on the fun scale).
(6) People always seem to stop by for sporting events. I enjoy this. Sitting at home watching football (or anything for that matter except for porn) alone is not half as fun as watching it with a group.
(7) He's a mean chef. The guy can cook.
(8) "Hey, lets call so-and-so and harass him for turning 30" - good times.
(9) You don't feel half as guilty sitting on the couch and watching TV if someone else is on the other couch doing the same.
(10) Growing up is for suckers. You can have your maturity.
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None of the foregoing can erase the simple fact that anyone over 30 with a roommate that they aren't fucking on a regular basis is immediately perceived as a loser.
