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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Since the enactment of the spam law, the quality of my spam has gone down markedly. I used to get e-mails titled "Barnyard fun!" and "Russian rape porn!" and "Christian debt counseling!" This morning, I got one entitled "Diarrhea? Constipation? We can help!" I blame Congress.
A choice excerpt: "Theralac has made going to the bathroom less stressful and much more predictable."
Predictability aside, if going to the bathroom is stressful for you, hie thee to a doctor. Avoid the interstate; you're precarious enough as it is.
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Of course you're disappointed. Sending you meds to get your bathroom cycles in order is sending coals to Newcastle.
