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Originally posted by purse junkie
The sinners are much more fun.
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Baseball:
I'd rather watch flies fuck. Fun sport to play - utter hell to watch. Work better than Ambien.
Bill Joel:
Genius. "So your sister's out... on a date... and you just sit at home, and masturbate... but Captian Jack will get ya high tonight, and take you to your special island..." I think there's a warrant out for him in the Hague for "We Didn't Start the Fire."
Christian Intellectuals:
Pick a team already. You're like hooking up with a bi chick in college. You never know if she'd rather be getting some pussy, and neither does she.
