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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Thesis: A person who attended private or Catholic K-12 is likely to identify a person they met there as their closest friend. A person who attended public K-12 is more likely to identify a person they met in college as their closest friend, except if they still live in the town where they grew up.
Related premise: Men generally identify a woman as their closest friend. Women generally identify a woman as their closest friend. Conclusion: women make better friends, probably because they usually smell better.
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Your thesis sucks. It's based on 0 facts - except that you were Catholic and your best friend is a girl.
Not Catholic
Not a man
Not a sock
Best friend is a woman.
(I would use the word whiff except that I am of the opinion that it is currently overused by people who never played baseball and don't fully grasp its meaning.) 
