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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Go to spinning class. Let a couple of key hotties know that you selflessly gave blood this morning but didn't want to miss class and were not sure if there would be any adverse reaction anyway. Get on your little spinner before class, take a few spins and tell the nearest "in the know" hottie that you are feeling a little dizzy and could said hottie accompany you home to ensure that you do not expire on the way. Playing on the hottie's admiration for your selfless blood donation and concern for your well-being, make your move, pussy.
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This is obviously my plan. But, I don't think it is going to work unless I actually make it through the spin class, seemingly unaffected. And then, at the end, feign wooziness and go into the whole just-gave-blood schtick. If I get woozy 30 seconds into the class, the hotties will think I am a pansy - admirable, but a pansy. I need to make sure I can do the hour without passing out before I go into my routine. I should have just not given blood, and then pretended that I had. Oh well, on Monday morning, a quarterback's hindsight is 20-20.
