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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Speaking of giving blood, while driving home the other day I heard on NPR about a particular cattle industry practice that turned my stomach and made me swear off beef forever. I won't even mention it here, because RP might be eating. I was firmly resolved: me no eat-a the cow.
Literally minutes later, I saw I was passing an In-N-Out, so I pulled over for a Double-Double. I did this even though I was headed home for dinner. I immediately stopped feeling sorry for the calves, and started feeling sorry for vegetarians and people who don't live in California.
Also, have I mentioned the thing about using a carne asada burrito as a straw? Good times, good times.
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That cow you ate:
Had it visited or lived in the United Kingdom for a total of three months from 1980 through 1996 ?
Resided in U.S. military bases in Belgium, Germany, the Netherlands, or the United Kingdom for a total of six months from 1980 to 1990?
Had sex in the last 12 months (even once) with a male or female prostitute?
