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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I always lose, because I graciously concede to their greater years of experience in losing cases based on section headings.
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The attention to section headings has always puzzled me, because as a clerk I never read them (unless bolded, underlined, and followed by six exclamation points.)
Perhaps I wasn't doing my job, though, and should have advised teh judge to hold for the party with the better headings.
