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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
In honor of the above I give you Bernard Pivot's quiz as the Friday Fashion Board Poll of the Day.
01. What is your favorite word?
02. What is your least favorite word?
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
04. What turns you off?
05. What is your favorite curse word?
06. What sound or noise do you love?
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
09. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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Excuse me but it is the Bernanrd Pivot, perhpas the greatest journalist of our time, QUESTIONAIRRE.
1) Favorite word? Juxtaposition
2) Least favorite word? tossup between fleshy, titty, trousers and blouse
3)turn on? a good soft voice
4) turn off? the smell of bacon or fish in the microwave
5)curse word? fuckingfuck
6)sound I love? rain when I am in a taxicab
7)sound I hate? whistling
8) profession I wnat to attempt? wife of a topranked tennis player
9) profession I wouldnt want to attempt? mover
10)Heaven? Jerry Garcia will be pouring all the pomegranate chammpagne you care to drink over at the bar over there.
