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I know God loves you, because he sent me a text message.
You can subscribe to a service that will send emails to your friends and loved ones telling them that too bad, so sad, the Rapture came and you got left behind, you big heathen! http://www.raptureletters.com/
This is good, since the authorities recently shut down a service that would let you text-message Jesus AND get a divinely inspired answer. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nland_jesus_dc
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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