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I could have posted this on the Politics Board, but the linguistic artifacts* were just so atrocious.
* E.g.,
"At this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly outta Ronald Reagan Airport." -- At a press conference, Oct. 2, 2001. Listen to it
here. [SPREE: AUDIO with boisterous applause rather than laughter.]