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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Doesnt matter. Once you have the stink of mothballs and the light glaze of cat fur all over you, the best you can hope for is a wedding where smug marrieds like tmdiva point out your wrinkly neck and more attractive bridesmaids. You can take the woman out of spinsterhood but you cant take the spinster out of the woman. Which is why my wedding will be a small family only affair.
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She's wrong, of course. I went for a tiny bit of cleavage myself, and felt smashingly sexy. But if she's that much of an unsightly hag this young, and really can't show her hideous wrinkly upper body to her friends, well, that's why God made high-necked dresses.
And I would imagine Scotch tape, pressed lightly onto then lifted off the all-covering wedding garb, would take care of the spinster cat hair.
