ThurgreedMarshall
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 109
Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 3:58 pm__ _Post subject: Left Our Flounders on Infirmation
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I think enough people know this song to make it worth my while to post it. For those of you who don't know the tune, sorry.
Sung to the tune of "Left My Wallet in El Segundo" (by Tribe, of course):
Left Our Flounders on Infirmation
Our multo went away for a permanent trip
Her and some friends and one less relationship
She made no mistake by leaving the board
Sock for the Man completely lost his gourd
That motherfucker was trying to hold us down
Instead of saying "shit," I had to say "brown"
Pissed us all off, straight to the core
They told SD not to curse but he posted one more
Leagle had us covered even with the setbacks
So we left Infirm and we made big tracks
surfed through the net, went all the way through it
Came to a board, we paid and got to it
We had a destination, we were done with our quest
Went back to Infirm and informed the rest
Posted on the board for two-days-and-a-half
The sun had just risen on the fb's path
Just then a freak, some bbb boy
Shut us all out and fucked up our new toy
Hundreds of posters had to "axe"where we was at
With her index finger leagle tipped up her hat
"I don't know people," she said, "that guy is psycho
If you need a new board, I'll make one pronto"
Needed civilization, some sort of reservation
Slave said let's break south, we don't need this aggravation
Thanks, slavenomore, as my mouth starts to motor
Bilmore said, "Damn, TM, what you curse so much for?"
(Well describe to me what your flounders look like)
Anyway, many boards we passed
Weed's lazy ass...is sittin' in the pub
MR built a nice little club in the middle of nowhere
I can't think of anyplace that would have been better
Think of curse words and just post 'em
Paigow's still a butt munch
When they finished gwinky thought for ways to get fugee back
I had a hunch
Infirm's got a posting crunch
So get with it
Pulled out the keyboard and I posted to this wicked beautiful lady
She was a flounder there
Less is bored too, he's over there with the blank stare
Here to pull him back into realitytv, here's Thurgreed:
"Yo, Less, man, aren't we what you need?"
We had to go. We needed to jet
But what do you know, our flounders we forget
[Describing to cops:] (Yo, there were a couple of posters,
One liked skull fucking the other wore many hats I got to get them man)
Loooooooooooooord, have mercy
Infirm got slower, DS misses the cursing
We feel bad. We can't feel no badder
No chit-chit-chatter, their board is flatter
Break on out, put that contract down
Jet on down here at the speed of sound
Three days pissing and three more moaning
We get back and there were no hacks
Lawtalkers.com, we're here, E/O
She said, "All right, TM, see you tomorrow"
Thinking about what happened the last week
Eyes go to my computer screen, I can't speak
Hopped online and got everyone to make a pact
Yo NotBob, We gotta go back
When he said "Why?" I said, with no hesitation,
"'Cause we left our flounders on Infirmation."
Yeah, we left our flounders on Infirmation
left our flounders on Infirmation
left our flounders on Infirmation
We gotta get 'em, we got-got to get 'em
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Penske_Account
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 67
Location: Worlds Colliding
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 3:58 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Or maybe she just LIKED the clothes?
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dtb wrote:
And whoever said ask Mr. DTB for his viewpoint, I will tell you that for someone with the maturity of, oh, say Beavis & Butthead, after baby #1 was born (and my bra size was a G -- yes, a G), he even thought they were a little ridiculous!
Gee, I think that's rEdiculous. G is one of my favorite letters.Back to top
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dtb
I Sure Do Post A Lot
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 42
Location: TCOTU
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 3:59 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Is it me
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paigowprincess wrote:
Or was that Way TMI?
What is Way TMI? (It's hard to tell what people are responding to if they don't quote.) Back to top
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paigowprincess
Beyond Category
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 116
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:08 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Is it me
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bold_n_brazen wrote:
paigowprincess wrote:
Or was that Way TMI?
OK, that's twice today I totally agree with Paigow.
Paigow, will you be my new best friend?
Sure. The more the merrier.
I love how people sees so shocked when they agree with me. Like I am so outside the mainstream.
THe TMI was the description of the breasts that keep growing unless they are pumped. and the nursing pads. I dont know what nursing pads are but I am picturing something like sanitary napkins but for milk instead of blood. Just TMI. You get the idea. Perhaps the Lawyers with kids crowd is more comfortable with it?
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EvenOdds
Guest
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:15 pm__ _Post subject: I heart Thurgreed
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Daaaaaaaaamn, baby.
Your shit is good.
Even(and my favorite tribe song!)OddsBack to top
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Penske_Account
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 67
Location: Worlds Colliding
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:16 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Is it me
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paigowprincess wrote:
breasts that keep growing unless they are pumped.
Oh my gawd, I'm going to faint...help!!!!Back to top
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EvenOdds
Guest
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:16 pm__ _Post subject: I heart Thurgreed
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Daaaaaaaaamn, baby.
Your shit is good.
Even(and my favorite tribe song!)OddsBack to top
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EvenOdds
Guest
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:17 pm__ _Post subject:
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It was so good I had to post twice.
(Stupid network.)Back to top
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paigowprincess
Beyond Category
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 116
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:17 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Left Our Flounders on Infirmation
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ThurgreedMarshall wrote:
I think enough people know this song to make it worth my while to post it. For those of you who don't know the tune, sorry.
Sung to the tune of "Left My Wallet in El Segundo" (by Tribe, of course):
Left Our Flounders on Infirmation
Our multo went away for a permanent trip
Her and some friends and one less relationship
She made no mistake by leaving the board
Sock for the Man completely lost his gourd
That motherfucker was trying to hold us down
Instead of saying "shit," I had to say "brown"
Pissed us all off, straight to the core
They told SD not to curse but he posted one more
Leagle had us covered even with the setbacks
So we left Infirm and we made big tracks
surfed through the net, went all the way through it
Came to a board, we paid and got to it
We had a destination, we were done with our quest
Went back to Infirm and informed the rest
Posted on the board for two-days-and-a-half
The sun had just risen on the fb's path
Just then a freak, some bbb boy
Shut us all out and fucked up our new toy
Hundreds of posters had to "axe"where we was at
With her index finger leagle tipped up her hat
"I don't know people," she said, "that guy is psycho
If you need a new board, I'll make one pronto"
Needed civilization, some sort of reservation
Slave said let's break south, we don't need this aggravation
Thanks, slavenomore, as my mouth starts to motor
Bilmore said, "Damn, TM, what you curse so much for?"
(Well describe to me what your flounders look like)
Anyway, many boards we passed
Weed's lazy ass...is sittin' in the pub
MR built a nice little club in the middle of nowhere
I can't think of anyplace that would have been better
Think of curse words and just post 'em
Paigow's still a butt munch
When they finished gwinky thought for ways to get fugee back
I had a hunch
Infirm's got a posting crunch
So get with it
Pulled out the keyboard and I posted to this wicked beautiful lady
She was a flounder there
Less is bored too, he's over there with the blank stare
Here to pull him back into realitytv, here's Thurgreed:
"Yo, Less, man, aren't we what you need?"
We had to go. We needed to jet
But what do you know, our flounders we forget
[Describing to cops:] (Yo, there were a couple of posters,
One liked skull fucking the other wore many hats I got to get them man)
Loooooooooooooord, have mercy
Infirm got slower, DS misses the cursing
We feel bad. We can't feel no badder
No chit-chit-chatter, their board is flatter
Break on out, put that contract down
Jet on down here at the speed of sound
Three days pissing and three more moaning
We get back and there were no hacks
Lawtalkers.com, we're here, E/O
She said, "All right, TM, see you tomorrow"
Thinking about what happened the last week
Eyes go to my computer screen, I can't speak
Hopped online and got everyone to make a pact
Yo NotBob, We gotta go back
When he said "Why?" I said, with no hesitation,
"'Cause we left our flounders on Infirmation."
Yeah, we left our flounders on Infirmation
left our flounders on Infirmation
left our flounders on Infirmation
We gotta get 'em, we got-got to get 'em
TM
I think this is the first time I recognized a song you did. And it was excellent. But are you suggesting we go back there?
And I am not the Butt Munch around here.Back to top
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greatwhitenorthchick
I Sure Do Post A Lot
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 53
Location: somewhere underneath Owen Nolan
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:19 pm__ _Post subject: Song + Big Tits
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Excellent song TM (and shockingly I know the tune) and a nice break from the "poor me - I have big tits" posts. (my a-cups are not amused)Back to top
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SEC_Chick
Just Getting Started
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 12
Location: A pool of my own vomit
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:32 pm__ _Post subject: Sex Discrimination? WTF?
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http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/eu...ict/index.html
LONDON, England -- A civil servant forced to wear a collar and tie has won his case of sexual discrimination against his employer.
Matthew Thompson said the clothes decree was a violation of his human rights because female colleagues at his Manchester office did not have to wear the same items.Back to top
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bold_n_brazen
I Sure Do Post A Lot
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 51
Location: At the Gas n' Sip
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:35 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Song + Big Tits
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greatwhitenorthchick wrote:
Excellent song TM (and shockingly I know the tune) and a nice break from the "poor me - I have big tits" posts. (my a-cups are not amused)
Oh just you wait, GWINKY. Someday your tits will grow to the point that you will not recognize them and you too will feel sorry for yourself. I'd just about kill for your a-cups these days...
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greatwhitenorthchick
I Sure Do Post A Lot
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 53
Location: somewhere underneath Owen Nolan
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:42 pm__ _Post subject: My big fat greek tits
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Well seeing as I'm not having kids (and after a recent slightly bad Botox experience that has left me with a temporarily Spock-like eyebrow, I don't have too much faith left in plastic surgeons) I'm not sure how that's going to happen, but I'll take your word for it and I eagerly await the day when my big tits spring forth.Back to top
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Mister_Ruysbroeck
Piss me off and your code is gone!
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 95
Location: The Midwest...
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:43 pm__ _Post subject:
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Props to TM.
(I think that was the first time you mentioned me without calling me a fuck up)
Anyway, G cup? That's huge, dtb. Are they saggy now?
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 109
Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:44 pm__ _Post subject: Re: God fucking help us.
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Pretty_Little_Flower wrote:
The 80s are back, and it sucks.
Oh stop. You're just mad at what they're choosing to play. I could put together a list of 100 songs you would like to hear that came out of the 80s.
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 109
Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:47 pm__ _Post subject: Re: AI
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SlaveNoMore wrote:
barely_legal wrote:
As long as Clay lasts a while, I will keep watching. I am like a twelve year old with a crush. which is funny b/c I never had crushes when I was twelve.
You really do have a thing for sissy-looking guys. Remarkable.
not7y(not surprised)S
Oh shit. That's cold.
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lawyer_princess
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 14
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:48 pm__ _Post subject: AI and TM and 80s
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First, props to Thurgreed. Don't know the tune, but the words were poetry.
Second, in the 80s I went to a totally preppy college where we wore our sorority letters with turtlenecks and pearls. And big Benetton sweaters and Izods with the collars turned up. And the jeans--not so much that they were acid washed, but they had all kinds of weird stitches and pleats. Anyway, we thought it was good at the time.
Third, I hope Carmen goes. She is embarrasing. If she stays too long she'll be this year's Nikki. Is anyone amazed that they couldn't find a dozen confident, technically good pre-professional singers? They did 70,000 auditions, for cryin' out loud.
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