pursejunkie
What's in a rank?
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 60
Location: playing with the dog
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:51 pm__ _Post subject: Stop the 'my breast size is worse than yours' madness!
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Smaller women: you can wear cute little bikini tops and go braless without looking like you're advertising for a pickup, but are perpetually made to feel inadequate by some arbitrary pneumatic Playboy standard.
We: have major cleavage to put to good effect in the right clothes, but have a hard time finding pretty bras that don't look either like grandmother's hideous white swath-o-elastic or cheesy ho-wear.
Did I sum this up right? Peace between the parties, then!Back to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:51 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Left Our Flounders on Infirmation
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paigowprincess wrote:
I think this is the first time I recognized a song you did. And it was excellent. But are you suggesting we go back there?
Only to pick them up and bring them back here.
paigowprincess wrote:
And I am not the Butt Munch around here.
Please. You would have been all pissy if I left your crazy ass out.
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tmdiva
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Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 36
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:57 pm__ _Post subject:
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B'nB, I think you should wait to buy anything until at least two-three weeks postpartum. I even waited to buy a nursing bra until about two weeks after, when I had a better idea of size (I was two sizes bigger, DD instead of C; during pregnancy I was about C and a half).
As for weight, I think six weeks post you will have lost all directly baby-associated weight (mostly water), and you'll be left with whatever fat you gained, if any. I was lucky enough to lose fat during my pregnancy (you can do this if you start out with a lot of extra), then gained some while breastfeeding, so six weeks postpartum was my lowest point in the whole childbearing-nursing period.
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Pretty_Little_Flower
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 31
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:00 pm__ _Post subject: Re: God fucking help us.
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ThurgreedMarshall wrote:
Pretty_Little_Flower wrote:
The 80s are back, and it sucks.
Oh stop. You're just mad at what they're choosing to play. I could put together a list of 100 songs you would like to hear that came out of the 80s.
Thurgreed(took a test to become an emcee...)Marhsall
Listen, dude, you know and I know that when someone says "80s music," they are not talking about early Public Enemy. They are not talking about Run-D.M.C. They are not talking about X or Black Flag. Any 80s revival is going to be about Michael Jackson and Duran Duran and the Smiths and leg warmers and bad hair and Flash Dance and Molly Ringwald . . . oh fuck, I am getting woozy just thinking about it all.Back to top
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Not_Bob
My inner chick is in my Hermes
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Posts: 44
Location: Podunkville
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:00 pm__ _Post subject: Re: My big fat greek tits
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greatwhitenorthchick wrote:
Well seeing as I'm not having kids (and after a recent slightly bad Botox experience that has left me with a temporarily Spock-like eyebrow, I don't have too much faith left in plastic surgeons) I'm not sure how that's going to happen, but I'll take your word for it and I eagerly await the day when my big tits spring forth.
A spock-like eyebrow? Cool. That's gotta be handy for meetings. People are always gonna be thinking something like "hmmmm....gwnc seems a bit skeptical of the Foonberg pre-sale warranty clause. Guess I'd better tell the CEO that it ain't gonna fly in this deal."
And your avatar inspired me to add another Bob that I am Not (and I don't even like the Flyers).Back to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Posts: 109
Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:01 pm__ _Post subject: THE RATIO
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pursejunkie wrote:
Smaller women: you can wear cute little bikini tops and go braless without looking like you're advertising for a pickup, but are perpetually made to feel inadequate by some arbitrary pneumatic Playboy standard.
We: have major cleavage to put to good effect in the right clothes, but have a hard time finding pretty bras that don't look either like grandmother's hideous white swath-o-elastic or cheesy ho-wear.
Did I sum this up right? Peace between the parties, then!
Once again (for the newbies like you), breast size is irrelevant.
What is important is The Ratio. The Ratio = Breast size to waist size.
If you have small breasts and a small waist (and flat stomach, please), then you have a bangin' body. You are allowed a larger waist (with a somewhat flat stomach, please) if you have big breasts. The proportions aren't all that different. Obviously, big (firm) breasts and a small waist (with a flat stomach) is king, but you can't all be Halle, now can you?
Also, your breasts can't be misshapen. They must be round, even if they are small.
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:05 pm__ _Post subject: Re: God fucking help us.
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Pretty_Little_Flower wrote:
Listen, dude, you know and I know that when someone says "80s music," they are not talking about early Public Enemy. They are not talking about Run-D.M.C. They are not talking about X or Black Flag. Any 80s revival is going to be about Michael Jackson and Duran Duran and the Smiths and leg warmers and bad hair and Flash Dance and Molly Ringwald.
Sorry. Sometimes I forget you're in Minnesota.
I went to a small place the other night and they did throw in a little Michael Jackson, but when you cut it with old skool hip hop, it works. Well.
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MangoLassi
What's in a rank?
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 64
Location: Imperial Rome
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:11 pm__ _Post subject: Re: THE RATIO
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ThurgreedMarshall wrote:
If you have small breasts and a small waist (and flat stomach, please), then you have a bangin' body. You are allowed a larger waist (with a somewhat flat stomach, please) if you have big breasts. The proportions aren't all that different. Obviously, big (firm) breasts and a small waist (with a flat stomach) is king, but you can't all be Halle, now can you?
Also, your breasts can't be misshapen. They must be round, even if they are small.
Thurgreed(picky)Marshall
Jesus. Any preferences on eye color, earlobe size, or shoe width?
You'd bloody well better be 6'5", sculpted like Adonis and have a full head of thick, shiny hair. Otherwise the flying karma revenge monkeys are going to pummel you into polenta.Back to top
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bilmore
Moving On Up
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 23
Location: MN
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:22 pm__ _Post subject: Re: THE RATIO
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MangoLassi wrote:
You'd bloody well better be 6'5", sculpted like Adonis and have a full head of thick, shiny hair. Otherwise the flying karma revenge monkeys are going to pummel you into polenta."
Well, you obviously know him, so this is hardly fair.Back to top
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Pretty_Little_Flower
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 31
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:22 pm__ _Post subject: Re: God fucking help us.
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ThurgreedMarshall wrote:
Pretty_Little_Flower wrote:
Listen, dude, you know and I know that when someone says "80s music," they are not talking about early Public Enemy. They are not talking about Run-D.M.C. They are not talking about X or Black Flag. Any 80s revival is going to be about Michael Jackson and Duran Duran and the Smiths and leg warmers and bad hair and Flash Dance and Molly Ringwald.
Sorry. Sometimes I forget you're in Minnesota.
I went to a small place the other night and they did throw in a little Michael Jackson, but when you cut it with old skool hip hop, it works. Well.
TM
O.K., Mr. NYC Uber-hipster. I'm sure that in Manhattan, "80s Night" means "Old School Hip Hop Night With A Little Michael Jackson Thrown In." Because nobody is cheesy in the Big Apple.
Speaking of (semi) Old School, saw GangStarr Sunday night with Common and Talib Kweli. DJ Premier is still a force to be reckoned with.Back to top
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Leagleaze
It's good to be the queen
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 221
Location: Really far from anything fun
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:22 pm__ _Post subject:
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Nice song TM. If I did wear a hat, I am sure I would have tipped it up with my index finger.Back to top
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Gattigap
I seem to have a gap in my gatti
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 46
Location: My happy place
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:25 pm__ _Post subject: Re: THE RATIO
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MangoLassi wrote:
Jesus. Any preferences on eye color, earlobe size, or shoe width? You'd bloody well better be 6'5", sculpted like Adonis and have a full head of thick, shiny hair. Otherwise the flying karma revenge monkeys are going to pummel you into polenta.
I just thought that little gem bore repeating. POTD.
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EvenOdds
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:27 pm__ _Post subject: "Freedom Fries"
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French Fries Get New Name in Congress
WASHINGTON - Show the flag and pass the ketchup was the order of the day in House cafeterias Tuesday. Lawmakers struck a lunchtime blow against the French and put "freedom fries" on the menu.
And for breakfast they'll now have "freedom toast."
The name changes follow similar actions by restaurants around the country protesting French opposition to the administration's Iraq war plans.
Full Story:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...edom_friesBack to top
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kafka_esquire
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Joined: 11 Mar 2003
Posts: 25
Location: The Castle
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:30 pm__ _Post subject:
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"The name changes follow similar actions by restaurants around the country protesting French opposition to the administration's Iraq war plans."
I wonder what they'll name French Lick, Indiana . . .Back to top
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bold_n_brazen
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 51
Location: At the Gas n' Sip
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:32 pm__ _Post subject: Re: My big fat greek tits
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greatwhitenorthchick wrote:
I eagerly await the day when my big tits spring forth.
Yup, me too. Just cause it'll be great to read about it here (where we can say TITS! and no one gets snarky)Back to top
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lawyer_princess
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 14
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:35 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Stop the 'my breast size is worse than yours' madness!
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pursejunkie wrote:
We: have major cleavage to put to good effect in the right clothes, but have a hard time finding pretty bras that don't look either like grandmother's hideous white swath-o-elastic or cheesy ho-wear.
Anyone see What Not to Wear the other day? Great show--fashion mets reality TV. Anyway, they referred to those bras as "over the shoulder boulder holders."Back to top
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dtb
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 42
Location: TCOTU
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:39 pm__ _Post subject:
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Mister_Ruysbroeck wrote:
Anyway, G cup? That's huge, dtb. Are they saggy now?
Whoa!! Talk about TMI!!
(And the answer is NO!!!) But if they were still G's I'm sure they'd be around my ankles by now. However, as luck would have it, I'm not of the big-boob persuasion.
I will say that, having experienced both, I'd much rather be too small than too big. It's just uncomfortable.Back to top
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Mister_Ruysbroeck
Piss me off and your code is gone!
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 95
Location: The Midwest...
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:46 pm__ _Post subject:
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dtb, I wasn't REALLY asking, but it's nice to know that rack we saw on picture day hasn't turned south, so to speak.
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:47 pm__ _Post subject: Re: THE RATIO
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MangoLassi wrote:
Jesus. Any preferences on eye color, earlobe size, or shoe width?
You'd bloody well better be 6'5", sculpted like Adonis and have a full head of thick, shiny hair. Otherwise the flying karma revenge monkeys are going to pummel you into polenta.
Translation: I am a fattie with small breasts.
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MangoLassi
What's in a rank?
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 64
Location: Imperial Rome
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:49 pm__ _Post subject: Re: THE RATIO
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bilmore wrote:
MangoLassi wrote:
You'd bloody well better be 6'5", sculpted like Adonis and have a full head of thick, shiny hair. Otherwise the flying karma revenge monkeys are going to pummel you into polenta."
Well, you obviously know him, so this is hardly fair.
He's a god, I tell you.Back to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:52 pm__ _Post subject: Re: God fucking help us.
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Pretty_Little_Flower wrote:
O.K., Mr. NYC Uber-hipster. I'm sure that in Manhattan, "80s Night" means "Old School Hip Hop Night With A Little Michael Jackson Thrown In." Because nobody is cheesy in the Big Apple.
Come on. I saw slave just the other day. You saw him when you were here too. Wait. Are you talking cheesy or gay-as-cheesy?
Pretty_Little_Flower wrote:
Speaking of (semi) Old School, saw GangStarr Sunday night with Common and Talib Kweli. DJ Premier is still a force to be reckoned with.
DJ Premier is still the man, no question. Now he just sells tracks and makes like 10 times what he made with Gangstarr.
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MangoLassi
What's in a rank?
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 64
Location: Imperial Rome
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:56 pm__ _Post subject: Re: THE RATIO
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bilmore wrote:
MangoLassi wrote:
You'd bloody well better be 6'5", sculpted like Adonis and have a full head of thick, shiny hair. Otherwise the flying karma revenge monkeys are going to pummel you into polenta."
Well, you obviously know him, so this is hardly fair.
He's a god, I tell you.Back to top
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Penske_Account
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 67
Location: Worlds Colliding
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:58 pm__ _Post subject:
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dtb wrote:
Whoa!! Talk about TMI!!
But if they were still G's I'm sure they'd be around my ankles by now.
I find the thought of Gs on you shocking. No offence. NTTAWWT.
Are you the real dtb or a new dtb??Back to top
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Replaced_Texan
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 67
Location: Deep in the heart
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:01 pm__ _Post subject: Various and sundry
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I'm reading A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius right now--well, not right now at this exact moment, because I'm typing a post and ostensibly working on a state law preemption issue, but in the last few days--and I'm liking it a lot.
I saw this article today, cat goes psycho, traps owner in bathroom, and I was reminded of the psycho cat that tried to kill my real estate agent when I looked at my house for the second time. The listing material had warned about not petting the cat, and the first time we went through the house, the very pissed off cat was in a carrier, yelling and screaming about how he'd get us if he ever got free. Despite the profane threats to my person by one of the current occupants, I decided that I wanted to buy the house.
After I put in the paperwork to bid on the house, my realtor and I went back to the house to look at a few details again with my dad, who'd never seen the property. The owners had little notice, and they forgot to put the cat up. As we were finishing our walk through of the house for the second time, the cat lept from under the bed in the guest room, and pounced on my real estate agent's ankles, biting and scratching and attacking. Another cat came running in, swooped upon the attack cat, and beat it off the agent. Fur flew. We beat a hasty retreat around the back through the kitchen, through the master bedroom, and to the bathroom keeping defender cat in between us and attack cat in order to find some soap and water and bandages to clean my real estate agent's wounds. Finally, my dad showed up, and he was wearing jeans, so we put him in front and he threw pieces of paper to distract the attack cat so we could get out of the house. I specifically put in the contract to purchase the house that the cat was to be out of there.
Finally, dtb has me now terrified of the thought of getting pregnant. G???? DD is bad enough.Back to top
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Penske_Account
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 67
Location: Worlds Colliding
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:05 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Various and sundry
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Replaced_Texan wrote:
DD is bad enough.
Bite your tongue! I have a freshly swollen set of those at home that didn't come cheaply!
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dtb
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Posts: 42
Location: TCOTU
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:14 pm__ _Post subject:
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Penske_Account wrote:
I find the thought of Gs on you shocking. No offence. NTTAWWT.
Are you the real dtb or a new dtb??
It's the real me. Believe me, it was shocking. Shockingly disgusting!
(No offense to anyone out there with lovely G-cups...)
I had to buy the bras at a surgical supply store -- how humiliating.Back to top
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Mister_Ruysbroeck
Piss me off and your code is gone!
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 95
Location: The Midwest...
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:18 pm__ _Post subject: Picture day, anyone?
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dtb wrote:
I had to buy the bras at a surgical supply store -- how humiliating.
It's about time for another picture day, isn't it? I think we should have one next friday, as sort of a grand-opening celebration.Back to top
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dtb
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Posts: 42
Location: TCOTU
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:20 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Picture day, anyone?
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Mister_Ruysbroeck wrote:
It's about time for another picture day, isn't it? I think we should have one next friday, as sort of a grand-opening celebration.
If you think a picture of me in that state exists, you are sorely mistaken, sir. (Do you think I'd let anyone near me with a camera with hooters of that magnitude?)Back to top
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Penske_Account
I am simply a cog in the Lawtalk Machine
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 67
Location: Worlds Colliding
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:23 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Picture day, anyone?
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dtb wrote:
Mister_Ruysbroeck wrote:
It's about time for another picture day, isn't it? I think we should have one next friday, as sort of a grand-opening celebration.
If you think a picture of me in that state exists, you are sorely mistaken, sir. (Do you think I'd let anyone near me with a camera with hooters of that magnitude?)
JuGGs magazine woulda paid a pretty penny, indeed!Back to top
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Alex_de_Large
Hi Droogie
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 70
Location: A cold, dank, dirty, scary place.
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:23 pm__ _Post subject: Re: "Freedom Fries"
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EvenOdds wrote:
French Fries Get New Name in Congress
WASHINGTON - Show the flag and pass the ketchup was the order of the day in House cafeterias Tuesday. Lawmakers struck a lunchtime blow against the French and put "freedom fries" on the menu.
And for breakfast they'll now have "freedom toast."
The name changes follow similar actions by restaurants around the country protesting French opposition to the administration's Iraq war plans.
Full Story:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../freedom_fries
I am sorry, but that is totally fucking rEdiculous.
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