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Originally posted by leagleaze
If you mean the thing that happened on La Law no, of course not, cause it was completely made up. If you mean something else, no, cause I have no idea what you are talking about. Unless you mean the "massager" in which case, no I have never owned a venus butterfly. So what has it got to do with no teeth?
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The best cunnilingus* I ever had was this guy who used his teeth. He would take his teeth and GENTLY (very) hold my clit and suck (not gently) and then release and suck and then release, etc. It almost made me love him.
Now I know that description wasn't as good as TM's blow job description, but I am not here to entertain you. I just feel it is my moral obligation to educate the great unwashed masses.
Guys, listen up. The hole ain't where it's at.
*cunnilingus is a WAY funnier word than carpet-munching
