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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ladies, here's a tip. If you want to grow old lonely, frustrated and dry, use Velveeta terms like "The One" and discuss stupid bullshit like "meeting your one true destined love" within earshot of men. Oh, and talk about SATC... we think that's a great show. You go, Sarah Jessica, you go girl...
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But guys, if you want to get the babes, or make sure your existing SO will want you more than ever, just keep talking about what you want to do to Reese Witherspoon's ass. 'Cause we really, really want to hear that.
