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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Let the heathens spill theirs
on the dusty ground.
God will strike them down for
each sperm that can't be found.
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But if you wipe them up off the ground with the towel, won't they be easier for God to find than if you left them on the floor where people could tread on them and scatter them about? Of course, it should be a clean towel washed with holy water, but I think that is just generally understood and doesn't have to be stated outright.
The towel will protectith thy sperm so sayeth the Lord.*
*I am pretty sure I read that in the Bible somewhere.
