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Originally posted by Fugee
Cate Blanchett was the best looking pregnant woman in many awards shows. I love that she didn't do the black dress thing.
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I hate award shows, mostly because I loathe celebrity acceptance speeches with every fiber of my being, but it was on in the background, so I had to watch and/or listen to some of it.
Cate Blanchett always looks great.
My personal vision of hell is populated only by Sarah Jessica Parker and to be sure that it's hell and not just heck, they'll set it up so she WON'T EVER SHUT UP!
CZ-J may be pod people, but she'll have a place on my laminated list at least until she's 55. Get more, indeed.
Ditto for Jennifer Garner, small bust for Hollywood and bad dress or not.
No designer on earth could have made Peter Jackson look good. He looks like he's lived on Bratwurst and Miller High Life for about ten years. Which of course takes nothing away from his talent.
I will never understand the appeal of Jack Nicholson.
I wanted to vomit when they were giving out an award of some sort, and the nominees were Jack Black, who looked like he was coming off a three week bender, Johnny Depp, who has always creeped me out with facial hair, this being no exception, Jack Nicholson, good god, and I forget who else. It was almost enough to make me wish for the whole (passe, I know) metrosexual thing to hit Hollywood.
That must have been best male something, because Bill Murray was also in the category, won and totally phoned in his acceptance speech. Speaking of Bill, in five years, he's going to go all the way with his current look and wear only peach-colored chiffon robes. He'll wander about scattering birdseed and mumbling incoherently.
Screw Hollywood. End rant, out.
