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Denial Will Be Your Friend, Too.
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Originally posted by dtb
As irrefutable proof, and to buttress my esteemed colleague's proposition, I offer the following anectodal evidence (how's that for litigation-speak?):
My husband hoped and prayed we wouldn't have girls for this VERY reason. He knew he would want to strangle all the hornytoad teenaged boys** coming to court [what would have been] our lovely daughter(s). The very thought made him sick to his stomach.
**Knowing only too well what hornytoad teenaged boys think about every waking (and even sleeping!) moment.
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All I know is that the most dangerous thing my daughter will ever be able to say to me where a boyfriend is concerned is "He reminds me of you, Daddy."
They'll find Hoffa's remains before they find that poor schmuck.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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