Of course, with a warning like that, I read the rest. While the first letter was pretty gross, it's nothing that can't be found on the likes of poopsex.com (spree: read the URL, it tells you all that you need to know). As for the second, the concept of lapping up someone's sloppy seconds is, for me, more revolting that the first letter (especially given the discussion of safe sex that we've been having).
