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Originally posted by Fugee
I don't have kids but suspect there are a lot of things other than sexual prowess that go into evaluating a daughter's suitors.
Will he be physically or emotionally abusive? Will he refuse to wear a condom and give her nasty and/or incurable STDs? Will he force her or slip her a ruffie if she decides she doesn't want to have sex with him? Etc. etc.
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No, I think most dads are thinking more along the lines of "Todd looks too robust for Mary... I think she should stick with Irving. And she should definitely avoid Patrick; he looks like he's packing some serious heat. Just look at the bulge in his Dockers. God, I just pray she doesn't take double penetration from Patrick and Todd after the prom. I know how loose her mother got at our prom with a head full of peach shnapps and ludes. Thank God they stopped making ludes. I'd have never gotten my fifth year of sobriety chip if they still made those little blue babies."
