01-28-2004, 07:28 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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Fashion news
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Damn straight. Clowns are just about the most terrifying thing I can think of. Even before Gacy. All that white makeup, and the noses, and the hair, and the baggy clothes. Who knows what's going on under there. :shock:
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This is my friend's defense of his actions after the clown-waving incident:
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In my own defense, let me just say that I am very good at driving recklessly and with a flagrant disregard for posted speed limits and was in complete, perfect control the entire time.
That and...IT WAS A FRICKIN' CLOWN!!! What did you want me to do - Let it follow us home and murder us in our sleep? 'cause that's what they can do, you know. Clowns. Oh, sure - no doubt moooooost of them are safe. Mooooost of the time, juggling hand-grenades is probably safe enough, too. But merrily waving at strange clown weaving in traffic in a terrifyingly decrepit clown-car is just asking for trouble. And let me tell you this my friends - this was no jet-setting clown - this was an embittered, seedy, alcoholic, pill-popping, serial-killer clown, if I ever saw one.
Frankly, I think all that were present at that...incident...owe me a debt of gratitude. Yessir, gratitude. I look after my own, I do.
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