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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I know, but...
To the women I saw when going out for samosas at lunch:
[Rant]When you and your 400 lbs. orca of a twin sister go for a walk, DO NOT waddle side by side down the sidewalk. You block traffic!!! [/Rant]
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And here's a fashion tip - Bag the overstuffed North face arctic jacket. It makes you look like you just stepped out of a Botero. No matter how well it may translate in the hood, the Michellin Woman look ain't sexy.