pursejunkie
What's in a rank?
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 60
Location: playing with the dog
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:18 am__ _Post subject: Soy Psychosis
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Plus, you made me agree with Thurgreed, so now I hate your f#$%^ng guts right back atcha.Back to top
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robustpuppy
My rank is higher than your rank.
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 100
Location: Stockpiling Claritin
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:21 am__ _Post subject: Re: Soy Psychosis
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pursejunkie wrote:
Plus, you made me agree with Thurgreed, so now I hate your f#$%^ng guts right back atcha.
Face it junkie, the real reason you hate PP is that she's hot. And the soy made her that way.
R (yes, I can say dead horse) P
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JustForFun
I post so much, I am beyond a rank
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 136
Location: People's Republic of California
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:22 am__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck me suit
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Pretty_Little_Flower wrote:
But let's face it. You are all lawyers who make their friends through the internet.
Not me. I've made nothing but enemies here. I do my best to piss off and offend anyone I can for any reason at all here. It is a great respite from my real life where I am way too fucking nice.Back to top
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Not_Bob
My inner chick is in my Hermes
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Posts: 44
Location: Podunkville
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:22 am__ _Post subject: Hemp -- the fiber of the future.
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paigowprincess wrote:
Just bc your exposure to soy comes from Starbucks jumping on the bandwagon doesnt mean that it is some trend for the SUV driving, McMansion owning, Michele Branch listening, Scrubs watching suburbanites.
Jesus. I went 4 for 4 (well, 3.5 for 4 -- the Podunkville Harbour Estates Towne Centre subdivision is just a notch or two down from full-blown McMansion status).
Does this mean that chai latte is in my immediate future?Back to top
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greatwhitenorthchick
I Sure Do Post A Lot
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 53
Location: somewhere underneath Owen Nolan
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:26 am__ _Post subject: Re: GWNC
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ThurgreedMarshall wrote:
Just for you, GWNC:
Zader Kaiiiiii
Zader Kai, my friend
'Neath the elms we sing our tomes
We're brothers to the end
Muffy in the bathroom stall
Margaret by the lake
Susan down in Whitley Hall
Constance on the make
Constance Frye, Constance Frye
Anytime you call
Constance will fulfill your needs
Winter, Spring or Fall
TM
Oh wow. That is great! Now that is the kind of nice, going the extra-mile gesture that deserves something nice in return. A drink? A (non-recorded) flash of my tits?
(Barely deserves something nice too, but I'm not sure a flash of my tits would work for her. Of course, I have no idea of my ratio, so the sight of my tits could inspire massive gagging. Or, on the flip side, uncontrolled rage from flabby middle-aged women who did not learn to exercise in their youth. Or disdain from soy-munching surburbanites.)Back to top
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paigowprincess
Beyond Category
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 116
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:29 am__ _Post subject: Re: Soy Psychosis
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pursejunkie wrote:
Forgot to take your Xanax with your soy grits this morning? It tastes disgusting in virtually every permutation I have health-conciously tried it in. If I'll die a little earlier at least I won't die having gacked down 10 years' worth of horrible meals.
This was a comment about *food preferences*, not a suggestion that we should euthanize people people who eat veggie burgers. WTF?
I just resent that someone would call the love of soy a trend. I am not seriously pissed. I was just mocking the ignorance of it all. And I dont hate you. In fact, from your posts, I think we have a lot in commong (except I am not a meat eating purse freak),. If you reall ywant to incorporate soy into your diet in a way other than pills (and the doc has my mom on soy supplements bc she is showing the beginning signs of osteoporosis fwiw), try this for breakfast (assuming you are like JustForFun and work out and have a nice body):
4 to 8 ozs fresh oj
4 to 8 ozs vanilla soy mils
4 egg whites
a half cup of strawberries
a half cup of blueberries
a kiwi
a bananan.
mix in a blender. voila, all your fruit for the day,. a ton of protein, and its delish!
I also recommend Amy's frozen Soy Cheeze pizzas from Whole Foods. Throw on some spinach, garlic cloves, drizzle with olive oil and roast. Deliscious.
Did I mention that I have a nice body and that is why everyone at work is so bitchy to me?Back to top
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barely_legal
Reality show contestant stalker
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 39
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:32 am__ _Post subject: Re: GWNC
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greatwhitenorthchick wrote:
(Barely deserves something nice too, but I'm not sure a flash of my tits would work for her. Of course, I have no idea of my ratio, so the sight of my tits could inspire massive gagging. Or, on the flip side, uncontrolled rage from flabby middle-aged women who did not learn to exercise in their youth. Or disdain from soy-munching surburbanites.)
You could knit me a cape to cover up my flabby non-soy-enhanced ass ( I have no idea what this emoticon is but I love it)
(ok, ok, I'm done -- especially since Leagl refuses to believe that JFF is serious and thinks that I'm once again attacking a sock)Back to top
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Leagleaze
It's good to be the queen
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 221
Location: Really far from anything fun
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:35 am__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Clothes
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barely_legal wrote:
robustpuppy wrote:
Paigow and Barely, settle down now, it's obvious that you're just jealous.
You bitch! I hate you and your robust puppies and lithe firm body!
Did someone say hot, firm body? You know the problem here isn't that women are enraged by the hot, firm, body with the robust puppies. Nor are they jealous of it. Oh no.
The problem is that the women are lesbians and they WANT the hot, firm body with the robust puppies. However, they have learned, as I have over the years, that a straight woman, is well, straight, and unless you get her really drunk, you won't be getting that particular hot, firm body.
It just enrages you. I bet the men can understand.
So before you wear that fuck me dress you might want to remember, you don't just run a risk of men throwing you over the desk. Rampaging democratic lesbians (ah where is Temp Sock when you need him) might darn well do the same thing.Back to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 109
Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:45 am__ _Post subject: Re: GWNC
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greatwhitenorthchick wrote:
Now that is the kind of nice, going the extra-mile gesture that deserves something nice in return. A drink? A (non-recorded) flash of my tits?
Can I have the drink after you flash your tits? If it's one or the other, I think you know what I choose
Thurgreed(Is this what happens to helpful people? I may have to reevaluate my selfishness)MarshallBack to top
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robustpuppy
My rank is higher than your rank.
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 100
Location: Stockpiling Claritin
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:46 am__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Clothes
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Leagleaze wrote:
So before you wear that fuck me dress you might want to remember, you don't just run a risk of men throwing you over the desk. Rampaging democratic lesbians might darn well do the same thing.
Promises, promises!
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Apropos_of_Nothing
Newbie
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
Posts: 3
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:46 am__ _Post subject: Hey baby, what's your sign?
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Leagleaze wrote:
Did someone say hot, firm body? You know the problem here isn't that women are enraged by the hot, firm, body with the robust puppies. Nor are they jealous of it. Oh no.
Apr...uh, does this mean that lesbians use the "if I told you that you had a hot, firm body, would you hold it against me?" smoooooooth line, too?Back to top
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notcasesensitive
I Sure Do Post A Lot
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 51
Location: watching basketball, drinking beer (I wish)
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:48 am__ _Post subject: Re: Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful
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pursejunkie wrote:
While a few women (and men) do act like bitches because they're competitive about looks, has it occurred to you that some of the animosity may simply be personal--they think you think too much of yourself and your bod and find that quality, not your fit bod, offensive?
I admire women who work out consistently and look great, but am annoyed by those who constantly smirk over their superiority for eating nutritionally perfect salads and the disgusting soy-trend-of-the-moment. My guess is these bitter women (and men, when they do it) take as little sensual pleasure in the rest of their lives as they do in their food--definitely a turnoff.
I return from a long weekend to find a good old-fashioned pile on. Woo hoo! Good points by RP, the Paigow and (as quoted) PJ. JFF, welcome to the FB. We don't mind if you wear revealing clothes or have a snarky attitude, but never wear revaling clothes while having a snarky attitude...
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EvenOdds
Too sexy for her rank
Joined: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 69
Location: Texas
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:52 am__ _Post subject: Happy St. Patrick's Day
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My mother called last night to say she had uncovered a document from her past: a typewritten lyric sheet from the Ancient Order of the Hibernians in America.
So last night, she sang the old songs and we told really bad Irish jokes.
If only we'd had Rory's great Irish coffee, the night would have been complete.
Happy St. Pat's, everyone.Back to top
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EvenOdds
Too sexy for her rank
Joined: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 69
Location: Texas
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:54 am__ _Post subject: Re: GWNC
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ThurgreedMarshall wrote:
Thurgreed(Is this what happens to helpful people? I may have to reevaluate my selfishness)Marshall
Please don't. I think that's one of the signs of the apocalypse.Back to top
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Leagleaze
It's good to be the queen
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 221
Location: Really far from anything fun
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:57 am__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Clothes
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robustpuppy wrote:
Promises, promises!
RP
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Apropos_of_Nothing wrote:
Apr...uh, does this mean that lesbians use the "if I told you that you had a hot, firm body, would you hold it against me?" smoooooooth line, too?
Well, you know, if your puppies are that robust...
Of course they do AoN. And they are similarly successful. They also ask if I "come here often" (the smart ones do a sort of a stretching out of the word come making it clear what they mean) others ask if we have met before. I also did have someone tell me I had nice pants, she would look good in them, but fortunately, she was joking.Back to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 109
Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:58 am__ _Post subject: Mawwage
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I could have told you this:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/03/17...eut/index.html
[Researchers: Marriage doesn't make you happy]
Thurgreed(any happiER, that is)MarshallBack to top
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Connect_the_Dots
Moving On Up
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
Posts: 28
Location: Here I am!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:58 am__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck me suit
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JustForFun wrote:
Pretty_Little_Flower wrote:
But let's face it. You are all lawyers who make their friends through the internet.
Not me. I've made nothing but enemies here. I do my best to piss off and offend anyone I can for any reason at all here. It is a great respite from my real life where I am way too fucking nice.
Okay, I think I figured out who this is. (Check your email to confirm.) If it is who I think it is, than I will vouch that you are up there on the prettiness scale, although I have only seen you fully clothed--except in my imagination where you are always completely naked except for the pitchers of beer that you are holding. FWIW, the attorneys in your city tend to be prettier than the attorneys in other cities though. But I am clearly referring to median prettiness because mean prettiness in minnesota is skewed by an outlier who is very pretty, but tends to be a little too prancey about it.
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robustpuppy
My rank is higher than your rank.
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 100
Location: Stockpiling Claritin
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:00 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Mawwage
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Like the Princess Bride reference, TM.
I think similar studies have shown the same result for other life changing events whether positive or negative; e.g. winning the lottery or suffering a debilitating injury. In most cases, people return to the same level of happiness within about a year.
The idea is that people have a set point for happiness, much like they do for weight, and that a single event, no matter how life-altering, rarely changes it. This must explain people like Christopher Reeve and Michael J. Fox on the one hand, and Ben Affleck on the other.
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TexLex
What's in a rank?
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 66
Location: Houston
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:05 pm__ _Post subject: Top 'O the Mornin' to Ya('ll)!
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In court this morning, I saw an astonishing number of (not the height of fashion, shall we say) green suits, silly green ties, etc., which despite the generally non-fashionable look, was pretty jolly and made me smile, especially since the judge was such a beeyotch today.
How many of you wore some green today?
-T(black suit with peridot pendant and earrings today, for the record)L Back to top
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Leagleaze
It's good to be the queen
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 221
Location: Really far from anything fun
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:07 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Top 'O the Mornin' to Ya('ll)!
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TexLex wrote:
How many of you wore some green today?
-T(black suit with peridot pendant and earrings today, for the record)L
Jeans and a sweater actually. No green, but I am pretty far from being Irish.Back to top
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TexLex
What's in a rank?
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 66
Location: Houston
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:09 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Mawwage
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robustpuppy wrote:
Princess Bride!
"Rodents of unusual size?
I don't believe they exist."
-T(Still a favorite.)L Back to top
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EvenOdds
Too sexy for her rank
Joined: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 69
Location: Texas
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:10 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Top 'O the Mornin' to Ya('ll)!
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Leagleaze wrote:
TexLex wrote:
How many of you wore some green today?
-T(black suit with peridot pendant and earrings today, for the record)L
Jeans and a sweater actually. No green, but I am pretty far from being Irish.
No green, but I always wear my claddagh.
Even(green on the inside.)OddsBack to top
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robustpuppy
My rank is higher than your rank.
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 100
Location: Stockpiling Claritin
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:10 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Top 'O the Mornin' to Ya('ll)!
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TexLex wrote:
How many of you wore some green today?
None, except for the envy.Back to top
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TexLex
What's in a rank?
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 66
Location: Houston
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:14 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Top 'O the Mornin' to Ya('ll)!
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Leagleaze wrote:
TexLex wrote:
How many of you wore some green today?
-T(black suit with peridot pendant and earrings today, for the record)L
Jeans and a sweater actually. No green, but I am pretty far from being Irish.
Don't be silly - everyone's Irish today. Well, possibly except me, but much to my parents' dismay I married one, so that counts, right?
Watch out, someone might pinch you.....or was that what you were going for?
-T(in way too good of a mood for a Monday)L Back to top
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Leagleaze
It's good to be the queen
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 221
Location: Really far from anything fun
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:15 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Top 'O the Mornin' to Ya('ll)!
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TexLex wrote:
Don't be silly - everyone's Irish today. Well, possibly except me, but much to my parents' dismay I married one, so that counts, right?
Watch out, someone might pinch you.....or was that what you were going for?
-T(in way too good of a mood for a Monday)L
Well, on occasion, my eyes are green.Back to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 109
Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:20 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Mawwage
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robustpuppy wrote:
Princess Bride!
Humperdink: Just say, "Man and Wife!"
Officiant: Man and wife.
Buttercup: He didn't come.
Thurgreed(Filth! Slime! Rubbish! Trash! Gaaaaarrrrrrbage! Boo! Boo! Booooo!)MarshallBack to top
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robustpuppy
My rank is higher than your rank.
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 100
Location: Stockpiling Claritin
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:29 pm__ _Post subject: Princess Bride
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Wouldn't this be your fave line?
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."Back to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Location: New York fuckin' City
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:33 pm__ _Post subject: What the fuck?
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"Bring your daughters to work" day is now "Bring your daughters and sons to work" day? I've been told that NOW has changed this nationally.
Why?
Have parents actually been complaining to such an extent that NOW felt pressure to change it? If so, why can't people understand that just because someone else is getting something doesn't mean that that something is being taken away from them. Especially when they already have it in spades (in other ways).
Or is it because NOW wanted to be consistent because of the Augusta issue? If so, then I've lost a lot of respect for them. The whole point of Take your daughters to work day was to expose little girls to jobs that they should naturally feel like they are capable of performing. It was meant to remedy societal pressures on girls to not pursue careers. What is the point of it if now little boys can do it to?
Do little boys tend to be more aggressive than little girls? If so, will this affect the dynamic of whatever little projects they work on that day?
Can someone tell me why this was changed?
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Leagleaze
It's good to be the queen
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 221
Location: Really far from anything fun
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:42 pm__ _Post subject: Kids to work
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ThurgreedMarshall wrote:
"Bring your daughters to work" day is now "Bring your daughters and sons to work" day? I've been told that NOW has changed this nationally.
We always had "bring your children to work day." People bring boys and girls. The boys tend to run around more I have noticed, the girls tend to sit down and work on things.
I don't know what NOW's motivation was, but it could well simply have been an effort to reflect how most companies are actually implementing it. Or it could have been a very PC thing. You never know.Back to top
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Gattigap
I seem to have a gap in my gatti
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 46
Location: My happy place
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:45 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Princess Bride
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robustpuppy wrote:
Wouldn't this be your fave line?
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."
Clever. Perhaps PLF's favorite line would be:
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Gatti(inconceivable!)gap
