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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You really missed out. My story begins with me skipping class (law school), getting stoned with a buddy and going to see a matinee movie. After, we stopped at a local public house where a lovely 37 yr old coug from SF "introduced" herself to me. Needless to say, I was not in control of the marathon that ensued. Not that I wanted to be. Regardless, had I wanted to be, it still wouldn't have been so. This was pent-up ho-bag phase you're-gonna-be-my-little-boy-toy-bitch tonight stuff.
Good times
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there is no "tonight" about that phase. When most of the eggs are gone, the ovaries generate a signal that causes the neuron synapses to increase seratonin production which induces the feeling of warm waves that initially result in a coug wanting to get it on (bc she is in heat, hence the term coug bc its a cat, like she is a cat in heat). unfortuntaley. after the last egg passes down the road to nowhere, the feeling of heat starts to peter out becoming the occasinoal flash. which of course are hot flashes which I am sure your mother has complained about at tsome point.
