Best Junk Mail
Here is the complete text of two separate junk emails I received today.
I talked to the lizard and he assures me that these are not launch codes.
1.
ffs, strictest monika, the virgil are repainted the such lennie?We better go on the marlyn, eura is not blasted your feasible elton
2.
you ditty elvin. I said ' snootchie bootchies, You look like a auxiliary rusty, 'stop, the maureen is affected the stiffest afton,
Even(I am so special.)Odds
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