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The FB Man, or, Less, We Hardly Knew Ye
Not_Bob
My inner chick is in my Hermes
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Posts: 44
Location: Podunkville
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:06 pm__ _Post subject: The FB Man, or, Less, We Hardly Knew Ye
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Less:
It was nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffled in
There was paigow sitting next to me
Makin' love to her soy milk and gin
She said, "Less, can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I tore off a younger Slave's clothes"
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Chorus (sung by Lawtalkers):
Less, leave Findlaw, you're the FB man
Less, leave Findlaw tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a parody
And you've got us feelin' alright
Less:
Now Penske at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Less, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that you could be a k-racer
If you could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now Gwink is a fan of the Maple Leafs
(and her legs beat out Miss Toronto's)
And she's talkin' with E/O, who gave Thurgreed the heave-ho,
(which probably saved the lad's life).
And Bilmore is ranting on Politics
As dressed to bill shares her ebay jones
RT's posting more links to Tom Ridge's place
But me? I'm stuck here on Findlaw alone
Chorus (sung by Lawtalkers):
Less, leave Findlaw, you're the FB man
Less, leave Findlaw tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a parody
And you've got us feelin' alright
Less:
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And Sock for the Man gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about Chef for a while
So I posted some haikus about Am.Idol
And schmoozed b-l with my patented leer
But fringey sat at the bar and put bread in my jar
And sighed, "Less, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
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