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Old 02-04-2004, 10:29 AM   #141
Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
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Sports *stars* I Fucking Hate

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Explanation? Hating Billy Packer seems like hating Wonder Bread.
And Sosa seems like he handles what he's been through pretty well, I don't remember any star-farts.
Billy Packer is just a miserable know-it-all prick. (No offense to any miserable know-it-all pricks in present company...)

Sosa is a complete and utter fraud.

1. Gets caught with a corked bat which he claims he only used for practice but NEVER explained where it came from.
2. He was a scrawny weakling early in his career yet overnight turned into a musclebound behemoth (he denies roid use but when pressed opposes testing).
3. There have been a number of alleged domestic incidents which you hear rumblings about but have been hushed up here in town...
4. He has his own personal assistant in the clubhouse and in the dugout (in uniform, no less) who caters almost exclusively to him.
5. A local paper ran an expose on his charitable foundation with allegations of mismanagement. I think it went belly up.
6. The Home Run hop. He shoulda got a pitch in his ear the first time he did that crap...
7. Whenever he gets called to the carpet by the local media, he falls back into his immigrant, can't speak English very well, besebol been berry berry good to me routine... Kind of Daleyesque in his denials.
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