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Benders, the Stonewall Jackson, et al...
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Coltrane,
Bender, eh? Here's a great way to scramble the brains...
Chill a bottle of bourbon (preferrable 80 proof stuff). Place three other friends around a table. Open the bottle and pass it in circles doing shots until its done. Usually this takes about 40 min to an hour. Pass joint in opposite direction of shot glass. If anyone gets caught holding both, he must do the Stonewall Jackson (inhale, hold, do shot, release smoke).* I've tried a lot of buzzes in my day, but this lays a primer like nothing else. I obviously don't do it too much these days as its more polite to fix drinks instead, but this process, known as a "bourbon club" is simply the best buzz you can get for under $40. By the time you're ready to go out, you feel like Jesus Christ. And you don't need to drink much more. A few beers is all you'll need, tops.
* There is a variation which includes also taking a nitrous hit before releasing the smoke, but that's a bit too much most of the time.
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And when do you start playing asshole?
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