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Old 04-01-2003, 01:27 AM   #44
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paigowprincess
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 1:57 pm__ _Post subject: Re: American Idol and MBA
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barely_legal wrote:


But my all-time favorite moment? Billie Jean and Tony in the car:

Billie Jean: So what kind of movies do you like?

Tony: hmm.....porn.

Billie Jean: ME TOO!

This seems very familiar to me. Especially Billie Jeane. She reminds me of someone.Back to top
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JustForFun
I post so much, I am beyond a rank
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 136
Location: People's Republic of California
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 1:57 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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ltlfb wrote:
Must it be a guy? You sound SO FUCKING HOT I almost can't type, thinking about it. Especially if you do that thing with your lip you demonstrated in an earlier post ( ).

As turned on as all these posts have made me, I'm sure the sex would be great, even though I don't usually go for women.

f(and since you as a chick are not visual, any lack of attractiveness on my part won't matter . . . right?)b

I didn't say that women aren't at all visual. It is just that men are very visual and if they don't feel sexual attraction, they don't fall in love.

For me, if I don't feel the emotions, I don't feel the sexual attraction. But if there are emotions and the guy is a porker, I won't feel the sexual attraction. So there is some visual aspect to it, it is just mixed in with the emotions. Whereas for most men, the emotions are derivative of the sexual attraction.

I just don't get the girl on girl thing. NTTAWI. I suspect that those who do get the girl on girl thing don't get the guy on girl thing. Unless they are bi. While I can certainly tell whether a woman is attractive or not, I don't feel attraction for them. Not a choice by any means. It just doesn't happen for me.

That is why I am convinced homosexuality is not a choice someone makes. I certainly didn't choose to be heterosexual. I was just born that way. I figure it must be the same for gay people.Back to top
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Atticus_Grinch
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:01 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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JustForFun wrote:
I didn't say that women aren't at all visual. It is just that men are very visual and if they don't feel sexual attraction, they don't fall in love.

For me, if I don't feel the emotions, I don't feel the sexual attraction. But if there are emotions and the guy is a porker, I won't feel the sexual attraction. So there is some visual aspect to it, it is just mixed in with the emotions. Whereas for most men, the emotions are derivative of the sexual attraction.

I just don't get the girl on girl thing. NTTAWI. I suspect that those who do get the girl on girl thing don't get the guy on girl thing. Unless they are bi. While I can certainly tell whether a woman is attractive or not, I don't feel attraction for them. Not a choice by any means. It just doesn't happen for me.

That is why I am convinced homosexuality is not a choice someone makes. I certainly didn't choose to be heterosexual. I was just born that way. I figure it must be the same for gay people.

Make it stop make it stop MAKE IT STOP! AAAARGH!Back to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:05 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Queschone
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paigowprincess wrote:
Why isnt this post also directed at daysleeper who is the cheapest PLF knockoff I have ever seen.

Wrong. They are just similar. Daysleeper is actually like that in real life. Both are funny. You just like PLF's style more. Anyway, the real point is, sleeper isn't/wasn't trying to imitate PLF. CTD is. That's what's annoying.

TMBack to top
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EvenOdds
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Location: Texas
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:06 pm__ _Post subject: Re: American Idol and MBA
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barely_legal wrote:
Corey is so so bad, how come the judges aren't ripping him to shreds?
Corey sucks.

As for the judge-love, my guesses are:

his range is considered so unusual in a man that they simply ignore his inability to hit notes, and

they think the American public thinks he's hot.

He's not.Back to top
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robustpuppy
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:09 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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Atticus_Grinch wrote:


Make it stop make it stop MAKE IT STOP! AAAARGH!

Are we sure JFF isn't Lady Val? There are obvious differences in style, and Lady Val did not purport to be Methusalah, as JFF does, but JFF's posts have the the same repetitive earnest spouting of banalities as if they were profundities thing going on.Back to top
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paigowprincess
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:16 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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robustpuppy wrote:
Atticus_Grinch wrote:


Make it stop make it stop MAKE IT STOP! AAAARGH!

Are we sure JFF isn't Lady Val? There are obvious differences in style, and Lady Val did not purport to be Methusalah, as JFF does, but JFF's posts have the the same repetitive earnest spouting of banalities as if they were profundities thing going on.

I think JFF is The Divine Miss Maud

As for daysleeper, I dont know the first hting about the guy but he must really be so cool bc I have received several messages kinda defending him. but to me he just soulds like Pretty Little Flower Lite

And nice to slip in your old school, I know everyone creds with the "in real life" comment, as usual. tell me, is PLF like that in real life too?Back to top
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pursejunkie
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:18 pm__ _Post subject: Queen of All Bods
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JustforFun: I'm astonishingly hot...all men keel over before my beauty...all women loathe my perfection...

Honey, we get it. I bow before your goddesslike loveliness. I break all the mirrors in my house because I do not see your perfect reflection when I look into them. I swath my body in rough clouds of burlap to hide the body that is not exactly like yours. No one would ever have sex with his or her partner again if they chanced to see you, as anyone else would immediately seem disgusting and inferior. You are the sweet and shining flower in a field of coarse and stinking weeds.

Thank you, thank you for bringing beauty and humility to an ugly, arrogant world.Back to top
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robustpuppy
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:18 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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paigowprincess wrote:

I think JFF is The Divine Miss Maud



I thought YOU were the Divine Miss Maude. How many socks have pretended to be you?Back to top
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greatwhitenorthchick
I Sure Do Post A Lot
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Location: somewhere underneath Owen Nolan
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:19 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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JustForFun wrote:
blah blah blather blather blather blah blah blah blahblahblah BLAH blahblahblahblahblah blahb BLAHH blah blah

Just a guess, but I'm assuming your boyfriend likes to put his dick in your mouth a fair bit.Back to top
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bold_n_brazen
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:19 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Couple of things
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Replaced_Texan wrote:

Also, if you found yourself stuck in a karaoke bar and had no choice, what song would you sing?


Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or anything by MeatLoaf ("On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?").Back to top
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robustpuppy
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:20 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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greatwhitenorthchick wrote:
JustForFun wrote:
blah blah blather blather blather blah blah blah blahblahblah BLAH blahblahblahblahblah blahb BLAHH blah blah

Just a guess, but I'm assuming your boyfriend likes to put his dick in your mouth a fair bit.

Almost got green tea all over the keyboard! Post of the Fucking Year!
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Jack_Manfred
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:22 pm__ _Post subject: Karaoke
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Replaced_Texan wrote:
if you found yourself stuck in a karaoke bar and had no choice, what song would you sing?

Having only done karaoke once, I'd pick the shortest song available. It's even more important than choosing a song that does not require range. American Pie is far too long of a song for karaoke. The novelty of the whole affair ends about five seconds into the second verse.

Jack ManfredBack to top
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bold_n_brazen
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:22 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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greatwhitenorthchick wrote:
JustForFun wrote:
blah blah blather blather blather blah blah blah blahblahblah BLAH blahblahblahblahblah blahb BLAHH blah blah

Just a guess, but I'm assuming your boyfriend likes to put his dick in your mouth a fair bit.

But then his dick would be blocking his view of her perfect, well toned body, even if it was a teeny tiny dick.Back to top
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Tyrone_Slothrop
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:22 pm__ _Post subject: POFY
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RP wrote:
Post of the Fucking Year.

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paigowprincess
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:23 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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robustpuppy wrote:
paigowprincess wrote:

I think JFF is The Divine Miss Maud



I thought YOU were the Divine Miss Maude. How many socks have pretended to be you?

I have innumerable tribute socks. How many hands are behind them is probably an entirely different question.Back to top
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spookyfish
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Location: An evil parallel universe
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:23 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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robustpuppy wrote:
Almost got green tea all over the keyboard! Post of the Fucking Year!

Concur

spookyfishBack to top
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ThurgreedMarshall
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:25 pm__ _Post subject: Re: American Idol
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EvenOdds wrote:
Interesting episode of American Idol last night.

Hearing Kelly Clarkson reminded me that even Carmen could have won last year.

Kelly Clarkson suxass. She is stupid and annoying. "Yo, we got Gladys in the house!" Shaddup. Her song was bad. They should have had her sing before Ruben and Trenyce so that it wasn't so obvious that she would have been looked completely over this year.

EvenOdds wrote:
The best: Ruben and Trenyce.

Hands down. Ruben is great, but Trenyce doesn't get the pub she deserves. She chose a Whitney Houston song and knocked it out the box. She didn't imitate Whitney and wasn't all up and down the scale for no reason. She also doesn't wince (a la Christina Aguilera) when she hits a note she is particularly impressed with.

But the dress was wrong. She needs to appeal to the teenagers who call in, not the grown ups like us who watch. Simon was right. And if you don't have breasts, wearing something that low cut that hangs like that is a big mistake.

EvenOdds wrote:
The worst: Corey, Carmen, and Julia.

Why is Corey still here? He was fucking horrible. Stage presence? Please. Tilting your head and making faces is not stage presence. He is flat and his voice is high-pitched enough to be annoying, but not high-pitched enough to be falsetto. I want to strangle that little fucker.

I didn't watch the others.

EvenOdds wrote:
Going home: Charles. Too bad because I believe he could do well if he could hit his stride.

Whozzat?

I don't like Howdie Doodie. I didn't see him sing last night, but he's all wrong for this contest. Simon says he was the guy to beat last night? What? This isn't American Lounge Lizard. His sound doesn't (or shouldn't) appeal to the teenage record-buying public. And to be honest, who knows what genre he fits into? His ears stick out and it's not cute. Send him home.

Thurgreed(a better brand of Simon)MarshallBack to top
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robustpuppy
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:27 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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paigowprincess wrote:

I have innumerable tribute socks. How many hands are behind them is probably an entirely different question.

Is it called a tribute sock when it seems the socker's sole purpose is to stir up trouble and try to put the blame on the tributee?Back to top
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Gattigap
I seem to have a gap in my gatti
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
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Location: My happy place
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:30 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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Tyrone_Slothrop wrote:
RP wrote:
Post of the Fucking Year.

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robustpuppy
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:33 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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Gattigap wrote:
Tyrone_Slothrop wrote:
RP wrote:
Post of the Fucking Year.

2


2

Is there no end to your obsequiousness, Mr. Jump on the Bandwagon? Sheesh!

R (watching you) PBack to top
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JustForFun
I post so much, I am beyond a rank
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 136
Location: People's Republic of California
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:35 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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Tyrone_Slothrop wrote:
RP wrote:
Post of the Fucking Year.

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Tyrone, you are still mad I made you look so foolish for quoting the Judt article.

By your tone, GWNC, I now know where the "great" in GWNC comes from.

Get out and run people. It really isn't that hard and you don't have to live your entire life with those big asses. Well, unless you are like GWNC and your b/f likes it, that is.Back to top
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Tyrone_Slothrop
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Location: Somewhere in the Black Hills of South Dakota
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:36 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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JustForFun wrote:
Tyrone, you are still mad I made you look so foolish for quoting the Judt article.

What color is the sun on your planet?Back to top
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Leagleaze
It's good to be the queen
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 221
Location: Really far from anything fun
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:36 pm__ _Post subject: Re: Fuck Me Now
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greatwhitenorthchick wrote:

Just a guess, but I'm assuming your boyfriend likes to put his dick in your mouth a fair bit.

OMG You literally made me choke. Back to top
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EvenOdds
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Joined: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 69
Location: Texas
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:44 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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JustForFun wrote:
By your tone, GWNC, I now know where the "great" in GWNC comes from.

Get out and run people. It really isn't that hard and you don't have to live your entire life with those big asses. Well, unless you are like GWNC and your b/f likes it, that is.

She says she's old. Otherwise, I would be convinced this is Sunny.

Maybe it's just a sock impersonating all the worst crimes a new poster can commit.Back to top
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paigowprincess
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:50 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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EvenOdds wrote:
JustForFun wrote:
By your tone, GWNC, I now know where the "great" in GWNC comes from.

Get out and run people. It really isn't that hard and you don't have to live your entire life with those big asses. Well, unless you are like GWNC and your b/f likes it, that is.

She says she's old. Otherwise, I would be convinced this is Sunny.

Maybe it's just a sock impersonating all the worst crimes a new poster can commit.

Very astute. But lets assume for a minute that JFF is for real. THen hasnt she totally underscored her point that women get bitchy at her bc she posts she has "a nice body" and then all the women here get bitchy at her? In her head she has rested her case. But of course, the real reason everyone is getting bitchy to her is bc her post has that "look at me" irritant vibe of an early SEC Chick, Csquared or sunny. But if she is new, she doesnt know that.

But she has already admitted she is a sock so all this is neither here nor there.

But if she is for real, I would like to ask her a question. JFF, I do run, and I hit the precor, and I eat soy and fruit and lift weights and do yoga and all that shit. But my ass is still big. Just call me JewLo. What can I do?Back to top
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JustForFun
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:54 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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EvenOdds wrote:
Maybe it's just a sock impersonating all the worst crimes a new poster can commit.

Oh no, are you all going to start bragging about how long you have been posting here again? I don't know if I can take the "I've been here since the yahoo board" and the "Well I've been here since the IB" pissing match.

I just don't see the appeal in bragging about how long you've been posting on an internet message board, but I know there are many of you who do. Just spare the rest of us from the boredom today, 'kay?

Now if you want to brag about your tight ass, that's another story entirely.Back to top
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spookyfish
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:54 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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paigowprincess wrote:
But if she is for real, I would like to ask her a question. JFF, I do run, and I hit the precor, and I eat soy and fruit and lift weights and do yoga and all that shit. But my ass is still big. Just call me JewLo. What can I do?


Watch it Paigs, you're opening yourself up to the following responses from her:

1. Quit running to donut shops.

2. Quit running to the bar.

3. Quit running to the refrigerator.

4. Quit eating -- period.

5. Quit being a jealous bitch.

6. Kill yourself.

spooky(just warning you, as a friend)fish

P.S. JewLo -- is that original -- very funny.
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Gattigap
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:55 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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robustpuppy wrote:
Is there no end to your obsequiousness, Mr. Jump on the Bandwagon? Sheesh!

R (watching you) P

Hmmm. Though outwardly dismissive, I can see past your hostile tone to reveal the sensitive poster underneath. My wit and charm is growing on you, I can tell.

I can see the days ahead where we exchange warm, friendly missives, and we will look upon these awkward, clumsy, early days of our imaginary relationship and laugh with nostalgia, fondness, and regret. I look forward to those days.

Fondly,
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paigowprincess
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:58 pm__ _Post subject: Re: POFY
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spookyfish wrote:
paigowprincess wrote:
But if she is for real, I would like to ask her a question. JFF, I do run, and I hit the precor, and I eat soy and fruit and lift weights and do yoga and all that shit. But my ass is still big. Just call me JewLo. What can I do?


Watch it Paigs, you're opening yourself up to the following responses from her:

1. Quit running to donut shops.

2. Quit running to the bar.

3. Quit running to the refrigerator.

4. Quit eating -- period.

5. Quit being a jealous bitch.

6. Kill yourself.

spooky(just warning you, as a friend)fish

P.S. JewLo -- is that original -- very funny.

Yes, original. Thank you. and i was taking her seriously unlike anyone else and thought she could give me some helpful hints.

I am however annoyed that my little "saying" under my moniker is the same as hers. Is she really in my category? Can you guys switch me?Back to top
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