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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'm no magnet for the ladies, but over the years in certain social contexts I've had to explain to a couple rather flirtatious ladies that I'm married. One in particular when I was out with a group of friends at a neighborhood bar required me to remove her tongue from my ear.
Wear my ring all of the time and don't hide it. Bring Mrs. Hand up in conversation as well, but it still didn't seem to stop them.
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In real life, I would call bullshit on this. However, I have an imaginary friend who has witnessed similar things when out in groups with her married guy friends, so....this may fall into the "I hang out with boring people IRL -- thank God for the internet!" category of stories.
Of course, in the example my imaginary friend gave, the guys weren't removing female tongues from their ears -- in fact, they were encouraging such displays of affection and interest. So maybe I will call bullshit. At least on the "I have no idear why this is happening!" part of it.
