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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I don't blame you for being skeptical. That one instance was a noisy, crowded bar in the early a.m. hours, everybody had had more than quite a few, and she leaned over as if to whisper something in my ear. Honestly shocked the hell out of me.
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1. The ring only stops the nice girls. And they're just waiting for you to tell them something like "the marriage is over" anyway.
2. If a girl doesn't want to think you're married, then you aren't. Mentioning your wife won't mean a thing. They need to hear, "I can't because I'm married," to stop.
TM
