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Originally posted by The Larry Davis Experience
In light of the fact that I have occasionally been crossing the Safeway picket lines to shop for my necessaries, should I realize that I have shifted my allegiance from the progressive champions of the downtrodden worker to the benevolent conservatives supporting owners of capital in this country?
While at first blush the answer may be obvious, a more complete response will take into account the fact that, for reasons unrelated to my bad habit of getting behind the wheel after a few mimosas, I am unable to drive at the moment, and Safeway is the only grocery store within walking distance.
Extra credit points will be awarded to an answer that persuasively argues what kind of conservative I should be, either a less funny Hank or a Barry-Pepper-in-25th-Hour sgtclub type.
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Yes.
Well, Maybe.
Don't be redundant. What we could use around here is an intelligent, conservative African-American woman with a good body.
