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Originally posted by Not Me
The only solution to all of this is that the government should stay out of our bedrooms and get out of the marriage business.
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How odd that none of the major-party candidates for President have espoused this.
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Allowing gay marriage means the end of marriage because the next group to demand that their unions be recognized, too are the polygamists and there aren't any arguments against polygamy once you take away the one man-one woman requirement.
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Of course, that is our secret agenda -- "we" being the polygamists -- and we are in bed with the gays to bring this plan to fruition. (We fund our secret movement by selling porno flicks.) Once we bring an end to marriage, we intend to target charity, basic human decency, and hydroelectric power, in that order.
