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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? Why can't I make my "penis" bigger?
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Your penis is small because you are using the codes incorrectly.
To increase the size of your penis you need to put the size=4 inside the blocks as you have it, but then after your penis you need to put, inside the blocks, /size.  This will tell it to stop growing and keep your penis from taking over the world.
Similarly, after you choose bold, you need to put /b  to tell it to stop bolding.  And /color to tell it to stop the color.  All inside the brackets.
Edited to say, so to make your penis big, bold and red...are you sure you want your penis to be red, you need the following.
(I'll use () instead of brackets just replace them with [  and ] to make it work.
(size=4)(b)(COLOR=red)PENIS(/COLOR)(/b)(/size)
And it will look like this
PENIS