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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What/who is the most overrated:
1. Food?
2. Actor?
3. Band or Singer?
4. Law firm?
5. Occupation?
6. Movie?
7. Song?
8. TV Show (Reality or otherwise)?
9. Article of clothing?
10. Sexual position or activity?
Please share reasons for each.
Thurgreed(<--- poster)Marshall
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1. Food -- Foie Gras. It's fucking liver. You know what liver is? It's the body's toxic waste dump. And the thing about Foie Gras that makes it better? More fat. Which means it stores even more noxious poison than most liver.
2. Actor -- John Travolta. Vinnie Barbarino gets to play with guns. Gimme a break.
3. Band -- Zwan. Billy Corrigan sucks nut butter, but he thinks he's god's gift to post-punk. The pumpkins sucked and the new band sucks worse.
4. Law Firm -- Jones Day. You're big. You've got a monster PR machine. Your heart is still in Cleveland.
Runner-up -- Winston & Strawn. Your glory days were over decades ago. Now you're most well-known for picking up partners who washed out of other firms and shedding partners who actually know how to practice good law.
5. Occupation -- Investment banker. You're ether an overpaid accountant or an overpaid sales clown. Either way, you are even more overpaid than a BIGLAW first-year and capable of doing so much more damage.
6. Movie -- The Matrix. Ted's mediocre adventures through the heating duct. Which color pill do I take to forget how much air has been wasted discussing this piece of shit?
7. Song -- I Like Big Butts. Who cares?
8. TV Show -- Anything reality, unless it's CNN or MSNBC. The only thing more offensive than the fact that networks are making tons of money cramming shite down our throats is the fact that the shite costs them next to nothing to make.
9. Article of clothing -- The necktie. It serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever, except for its proven tendency to restrict the flow of oxygen to the brain. For women, platform shoes. There's a reason clowns wear them, dearies.
10. Sexual activity -- Monogamy. After twenty plus years with the same woman, I'm convinced that monogamy is God's way of making sure we don't live long enough to overpopulate the planet. Men die younger than women because for crap's sake they can't wiat to be reborn and FINALLY get some fresh.
