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Originally posted by Penske_Account
How do you know? What if before the kids are born they are like little puffs of spiritual smoke in some ethereal third dimension waiting to be born. And while they are waiting, at night, while we sleep, they sneak into our bedrooms (actually if they are spirits they don't have to sneak but whatever) and whisper in our ears "birth me, birth me now", "don't use a condom, go bareback", "don't pull out don't pull out", "pepperoni pizza" and other such subliminal exhortations????
Never thought of that, didja?
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Can't say I ever did.
I don't know why it wouldn't occur to me that someone would be a puff of spiritual smoke whispering in your ear, don't use a condom, don't pull out don't pull out.
I knew you were strange Penske. But I had no idea you were this strange.
