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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sweet. Don't have kids any time soon, though.
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1. Those storage compartments between the seats are pretty large, so I think that I would be good for at least six months, even more with a small or premature baby.
2. Then, there's the trunk. You could probably even find a way to fasten the car seat.
3. The passenger front air bag will disable for weights below a certain amount in the sear.
4. Any soon-occuring child of mine will almost certainly be illegitimate, so I won't have to worry about some post-pregnancy fat riding around with me and my kid when we're trying to get some trim. However, I will have to figure out a way to arrange for the kid to be dropped off somewhere if I pick up a hot.
5. Of course I'm kidding about all this, you fuckers! I would never have kids!