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Things I learned on Mothers Day
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why not? I hear it at least gets you a second date. Or maybe a third? Did she go on the 3rd date with the pee guy?
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The second date was the last date, and from what I gather, was purely for amusement purposes. No one could keep a straight face. When she introduced him to her friends at a bar, they announced that they were "pissed drunk."
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