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my ebay stalker
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Last I checked E-Bay was not a charity... Therefore, since the "Stab Someone in the Face over the Internet" (tm) device is not yet available, "go to hell" will have to do. If you're feeling saucy, perhaps throwing in a "quit spending my tax dollars on E-Bay crap, you fucking deadbeat!" would be a nice touch as well.
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Do you really think I could get away with it? I'd hate for him to find me and kill me. I have a feeling from the shit he's buying (yes, I went and looked at his profile) that he's freaky deaky...but I somehow want to say that he should be ashamed of himself for attempting to use his alleged disability and brother's illness, real or not, to try and get charity from others. There are plenty of other people with disabilities out there who don't go around asking for discounted lunchboxes.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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