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Ass too big?
So, I stopped by one of my friend's parents' house last night to pick up a piece of horse equipment. The mother happens to be English, with a charming accent. As I walked by her, she swacked me on the rump with some papers in her hand and said "Bunny, putting on some weight?" I haven't been able to eat since, even though I haven't put on weight.
For some reason, people with cute accents seem to be able to pull off being obnoxious far better than those with, let's say Queens or Boston accents.
What is the appropriate way to respond to a 60-year-old friend of the family who smacks you on the butt and tells you that you're looking like a fatty?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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