DS, I've found the perfect position for you. I'm not quite sure what the pay is and you'll have to relocate, but I think you should look into it.
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20030512_392.html
[Spree: Klingon Interpreter Sought for Patients
Oregon County Seeks Klingon Interpreter for Mental Health Patients]
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