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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I just got some feedback re my behavior at a firm-related wedding. I am sooooo getting fired. Or promoted. The jury is still out. I just really envy people who consistently are normal and fly beneath the radar. No one ever says, "ABBA? Was she even there?" or "it was really nice to chat with ABBA last night. She has some interesting views on politics and I bet she would make a fantastic wife and mother." It's always, "Holy shit -- ABBA was wayyy outrageous last night." Sigh. I blame John Stamos.
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Did you hit on your spouse's absurdly hot 19 year old cousin, after you had more drinks in one night than you've had in 10 years? Did you end up in a hot tub with your spouse and another chick and another guy, with the chick wearing a jog bra and see through lace panties, because she forgot her bathing suit, but wanted to go in the hot tub?
Oh wait, that was me.
