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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh my god. We are like 7 or 8 years apart, but we appear to have gone to the same school and had the same teacher. But mine also stared at tits, called all the girls "Lay-deees" in an affected manner and always said stuff like "I don't know why they let you lay-dees on the road anyway". But he liked my bookshelf.
Some of his wisdom which I remember:
1. Pay for your car in cash
2. Always take a man with you to buy a car
3. (this is what makes me think Coltrane and I shared a teacher) - hit the kid on the bike
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My driver's ed teacher, similar in essential respects to those described above, liked to tell us about his favorite cheap eats -- all you can eat buffets and happy hours at drinking establishments on state highways in nearby towns. Recently he was arrested for statutory rape. But I don't know whether he liked my bookshelf because I don't know what that means.
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