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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
My driver's ed teacher, similar in essential respects to those described above, liked to tell us about his favorite cheap eats -- all you can eat buffets and happy hours at drinking establishments on state highways in nearby towns. Recently he was arrested for statutory rape. But I don't know whether he liked my bookshelf because I don't know what that means.
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My guy was wormy. Thick black glasses, slicked back hair, bad skin. Repugnant, one might say.
Anyway, his advice to the young ladies in the class was that if their car ever broke down, they should tie a white cloth to the antenna and stay in the car with the doors locked until help arrived. "Otherwise, you're possibly going to get ravished." He said the last leaning in with a hoarse whisper that conveyed alot about what he was really thinking.
He also told us that statiscally half of us will die in a car crash.
Didn't anyone have a normal guy?
