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Originally posted by paigowprincess
If treadmills are for pussies and you are viewing the nubile young 22 yos on ellipses, than either you are a treadmill running pussy, or you are really kinda disgusting and maybe more pizza hut than chicago deep dish yourself. The gap between you and Wonk, maybe not so wide.
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Hey, don't drag my ass into this. I don't go to gyms, because they tend to be occupied by preening weenies, hyper-aggressive spinsters clinging desperately to the final shreds of their rapidly disappearing youth, and out-of-shape, leering pigs the sort of which I would never want to be associated with. I get my workout walking the dog, chasing the Wonk Monster around the house at bath time, and vigorously shaking the martini shaker.
If you want me I'll be in the bar. Nasty cougar in training.
