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Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey, don't drag my ass into this. I don't go to gyms, because they tend to be occupied by preening weenies, hyper-aggressive spinsters clinging desperately to the final shreds of their rapidly disappearing youth, and out-of-shape, leering pigs the sort of which I would never want to be associated with. I get my workout walking the dog, chasing the Wonk Monster around the house at bath time, and vigorously shaking the martini shaker.
If you want me I'll be in the bar. Nasty cougar in training.
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You are just bitter bc you are cougar predatory meat twenty years past its sell by date
