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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
your 13-year-old daughter is sent home from her Catholic school's Graduation Picture Day because her dress showed too much cleavage, and you decide to call the local television news to plead your case. On your porch. With your daugher wearing the dress.
Best quotation: "There's cleavage, but when you're as big as Dannielle, there's going to be cleavage," Meyer said. "There's nothing I can do about that." It must really be something, to be powerless in the face of your daughter's massive decolletage.
Don't miss the video,* slideshow, and online poll. Let your voice be heard, America!
*If you're a TV news reporter, if you find yourself filming down a 13-year-old girl's dress as part of an exclusive story, please go home to a warm bath and open your veins. You've earned it!
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1. The dress is not too revealing.
2. If I rub one out to the picture (she has a hot little body), do I get arrested?
