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Originally posted by purse junkie
If it makes you feel any better, Katie Couric wore one this morning, and perhaps given the slight poofiness of it, it was unflattering.
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I imagine the neckerchief is an excellent way to maintain religious oaths of celibacy.
I have decided to replace Bruce Springsteen with Katie Couric as number one on my list of "History's Greatest Monsters." If I have to hear about colonoscopies or post-partum disorder from her one more time, I'm going to catch a train to the City and stand behind the glass with a sign that says "Katie whips her children with extension cords".
CNN is impossibly dull; Fox is news for imbeciles (What is Mankow? Why is this fat moron DJ considered funny and worthy of doing bits on morning television?); ABC and CBS are not worth commentary here (Charles Gibson should have been euthanized around 1986); and as to the local news, suffice it to say, I don't give a shit about local housefires... I'm guess I'm doomed to keep watching the Headline News loops and flipping to VHI Classic occasionally to see if there's some amusing 80s video playing.
