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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Baseball is almost as dull as golf, and golf is unwatchable. God bless steroids.
Watching a pitchers duel is like watching a chess championship. People will tell you it was really cool becuase they think that makes them sound cerebral, but they were daydreaming about whether a baboon or a black bear would win in a cage match, or what the little brunette in the Vic Secret catalog looks like naked, just like you.
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Baboon. Totally a baboon.
Or maybe the black bear. Bears can kick ass.
